Not-really-a-review review for Septimus Heap's Magyk from 9/8/2011

Oh, my Septimus Heap's Magyk,

Never knew you were destined to be the light of my doomed life. Had I known, I would have dropped all things in my life, and made a light-speed leap to your embrace. Curse me with your MAGYK, if you must; for, I let you stew on my bookshelf for almost two whole weeks. It was the worst crime I've ever commited *cross fingers*. What a fool I was for misjudging you. Who was I to judge and criticise you when I only knew the very first layer of your extraordinarily thick outfits behind your jacket? You have such a treasure that is worth the universe of delight. You are the very world of all enchantments, of raptures and joie de vivre. You drove me to the state of euphoria for days.

Lulled into sleep, I heard you sing the most beautiful song of fairytales with the voice of a syren; I had an estatic dream overflowed with adventurous darings and impossibilities: there were dragons, countless mythical creatures, magyk, wizards, necromancers, witches, princesses, the seventh son of the seventh sons, haunting wraiths and many more. But the most important thing is, you gave me heaps of fun. Thinking about you, even in the sultriest day, I feel enveloped by a cloud of fresh and cool air; in a sombre day, I'm bathed in your sunlight of hope. You are my sunshine, my jewel. And you deserve to receive more praises than criticism. Not that you were flawless, you know, you started kind of weak and wasn't very intense, tut tut, which was the reason that gave me the idea of stewing you forevermore; however, you grew up, and oh yes, so well and beautifully. Thanks goodness, I was snapped out of my daze and saw what a wonder you truly was.

All in all, you are an excellent, magical book. I love you so very much. I love all your queer but quaint inhabitants. I love all the impossibly, ridiculously, funny events that happened in your story. You beautify my day into such a grand piece of art and I love every moment I lived in you. Thank you. Thanks so much.

Yours,

Faithful-Fan.

Note: My review from 9/8/2011 which did not seem to resemble a review at all. Kind of embarrassing to read such a childish review, but then it was sort of cute and fun too, so WHY NOT? ^_^